Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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