What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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