Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
