Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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