To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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