what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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