i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
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The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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