Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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