what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
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YAS. BRING CRAB.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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