Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Dick very happy bro
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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