You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
barbara walters just said penis...
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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