i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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