shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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