my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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