LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
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The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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