dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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