Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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