D3 body, D1 cock
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
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On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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