The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
did you just send me my own nude
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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