im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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