They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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