D3 body, D1 cock
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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