I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Randomize
