Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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