Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
God, I missed his penis.
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