I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Randomize
