We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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