Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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