this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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