Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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