Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Say something about gay babies.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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