I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
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The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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