if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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