I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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