Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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