i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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