is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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