I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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