...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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