shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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