they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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