He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
MIDGETS
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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