i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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