how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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