So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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