We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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