We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
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