I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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