Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
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All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
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what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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