just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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