Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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