we have officially lost it.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
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