i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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