im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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