The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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