So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
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The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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