I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
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I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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